only my friends would call me at half two and tell me to pack all my shit up cause we’re going away for the weekend and be coming to pick me up in HALF AN HOUR jesus christ 

i love life

none of you even know the meaning of scariness in a job interview until you have had a job interview with a stern old Chinese lady, seriously　

labelledliar:

radlikewh0a:

hey I just met you

and this is crazy 

but heres my number

so call me maybe

HAHAH

fucks sake, embarrassing bodies is disgusting

i don’t want to hear about vaginal discharge whilst i’m eating yoghurt :(

i don’t think i’ll ever understand how anyone can be a ‘morning’ person

sailoraaliyah:

sorry i couldnt hear you over all the guitar solos going on in my head

There’s this gaping hole in my chest and I have this deep longing for something or someone but I can’t figure out what or who I miss and it’s deeply puzzling and all I know is that it hurts and I want it gone.

(Source: e-xcess)